Brian no Brain.
So Brian Ashton shows his colours last night by violently attacking someone then giving the Police a propaganda rant that would have made Geobbles happy and smile with pride at seeing his lessons learnt and brought to such a refined peak. The automatic reflex that allowed him to engage in ranting claims of mental illness, while pissed, could only have been engendered by repeated use. At one point even his clothing rebelled and pulled his legs from under him, trying to end it's embarrassment and forced servitude. Though even a blow to the head via a flag stone is not capable of silencing the great orator as he rants.
Mind you this is the first time Brian has spoke to me since 2006, he's been studiously avoiding me since then, as have several other people perhaps they should look up the term Shunning to find the historical basis for this unpleasant action, though Brian can fall back on the on the Scally Defence of "Me mate said" to justify all his actions, as it's just a watered down version of the Nuremberg Defence it is quite appropriate for Brian to use.
So tell me Brian where you "Only following Orders" or did the voices echoing around that empty head of your tell you to attack me?