Penguin

A Carneynal Sin.
Rob Carney, MP Louise Ellman's constituency hindrance, made some interesting statements to the Police a while ago. In those statements he admitted that for a period of several years he had summarily deleted emails from a constituent to his boss Louise Ellman. That he had on recognising the constituents voice on the phone hung up.
Rob Carney also claimed that he was upset that the constituent had Googled his name and as a result found out that he had a Facebook account with the security setting set to Public. He was so upset by this that he did the same to the constituent he found some illustrations entered in a competition for a £500 prize, that the constituent had entered. He concluded that the picture of a dictator penguin, a close relative of the King and Emperor penguin, represented a self portrait of the constituent.

Carney

These Carney admits, he doesn't admit doing a gumby impression down the phone, but he did that as well.
A similarly bizarre set of allegation where made by Chris Lloyd Ellmans Westminster office help. In these Lloyd, the former Labour Candidate for Brecon and Radnorshire expresses surprise that anyone should have read his election material, put out for the 2010 general election, much less actually used the contact information to contact him.
At least Lloyd has some political ambition be warned, Labour Party voters, these idiots could be looking for you vote at some point.