It's 1981 and Cuntstable Beatty is having a moan.
The 6th form Disco Christmas disco at Ormonde Drive was going well. One of the years uber geeks had spent the afternoon setting up the disco gear and the retired to stand against the wall all evening. As the festivities come to end the lights go up and the uber geek returns to his beloved hardware and sees to all the delicate bits and then thinks, "My work here is done and I'm off" and makes for the exit. On the way out a small little voice comes from way below his left elbow and say's, "If everyone did the work we could all go home", the geek looks down and notices something which isn't a teacher, so he enquires "and just who the fuck are you", of what turns out to be Cunstable Beatty, spouse of the biology teacher.
Early the next week the geek is informed that the teachers will be borrowing the disco gear for their own Christmas bash and the Mrs Beatty's brother in law will be DJing. However after Christmas not all of the equipment has been returned one of the hand crafted light systems is missing, but Beatty swears it was brought back? Then all sort of rumours about the geek start spreading.
Roll forward to 2005 and the geek and Beatty's paths cross again and Beatty's inability with the truth and insecurity rears it's ugly head.
The 6th form Disco Christmas disco at Ormonde Drive was going well. One of the years uber geeks had spent the afternoon setting up the disco gear and the retired to stand against the wall all evening. As the festivities come to end the lights go up and the uber geek returns to his beloved hardware and sees to all the delicate bits and then thinks, "My work here is done and I'm off" and makes for the exit. On the way out a small little voice comes from way below his left elbow and say's, "If everyone did the work we could all go home", the geek looks down and notices something which isn't a teacher, so he enquires "and just who the fuck are you", of what turns out to be Cunstable Beatty, spouse of the biology teacher.
Early the next week the geek is informed that the teachers will be borrowing the disco gear for their own Christmas bash and the Mrs Beatty's brother in law will be DJing. However after Christmas not all of the equipment has been returned one of the hand crafted light systems is missing, but Beatty swears it was brought back? Then all sort of rumours about the geek start spreading.
Roll forward to 2005 and the geek and Beatty's paths cross again and Beatty's inability with the truth and insecurity rears it's ugly head.
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